You work out of a Hotel?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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