1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
my liver is dry heaving
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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