You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
