3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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