You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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