32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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