you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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