I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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