I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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