your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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