Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Operation Purity has been aborted
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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