its not stalking. its research.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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