I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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