Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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