I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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