if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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