I cannot find my penis.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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