We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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