Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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