i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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