I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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