And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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