Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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