There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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