Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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