I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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