Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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