the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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