it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
third nipple confirmed
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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