yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This girl is more easily done than said...
now i know why i became what i already was.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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