whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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