Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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