Your mouth is God's brothel.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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