Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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