im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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