CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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