after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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