Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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