You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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