So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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