I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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