i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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