I don't think brook has ever known best
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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