C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
