i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I told you penises don't tan
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.