Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he thought i was a dude.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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