What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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