I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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