I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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