I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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