Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize