There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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