Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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