I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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